Sunday, November 23, 2008
For Love or Money
"Eye Candy in the fifth!"
The jittery hand placing a one hundred dollar bill on the counter had moments ago crossed fingers for luck. Charlie Puckett grabbed the ticket and turned to Elvira Dobbs who stood beside him, wearing a frown.
"It's done." His weak smile revealed a sudden lack of confidence.
"Charlie Puckett, you'd better hope that horse wins. I didn't come to the track with you just to sit around and look pretty, you know."
"Yes, Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira. I know. Why don't we find some seats and wait for our race." Charlie wrapped her arm in his and proceeded to lead Elvira Dobbs into the grandstands. He felt her arm stiffen in his grasp. "A beautiful afternoon, isn't it?" He murmured, trying to make the atmosphere light.
"Yes, I suppose it is. Nice warm sun."
"Warm like your lovely brown eyes!" As they settled in seats, he produced a single red rose and presented it to her.
"What the...? Charlie, what's this?"
"A rose for you, my sweet...to celebrate your beauty."
"Oh hog wash!" Elvira Dobbs stiffened and looked away.
"Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira, you are beautiful to me. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, remember. I see your inner self, the buried soul that is timelessly exquisite."
Elvira looked back at him. "You're pretty cute, yourself, Charlie," she said before turning away again as though the words were awkward. Her eyes remained on the track. "I've always known what a teddy bear you are inside...I've been aware of it for as long as you and Alfred hung around together."
"May I kiss you?"
"What?"
"May I kiss you, Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira?"
"Well, just once, on the cheek!"
As Charlie stretched over to plant a wet one, his eyes caught a view of the gate. "It's our race! The fifth with Eye Candy!"
Elvira pushed him away and jumped up to hug the railing. "Which one is our horse?"
Charlie leaned close and murmured in her ear. "That black one there, with the jockey in red."
He'd hardly got the words out and the gun went off. The horses shot out like bullets, including Eye Candy who hugged the rear but soon galloped to make it to the middle and then the front, neck in neck with Devil May Care, a muscular black steed with long legs that made the exhausting run look effortless.
"GO EYE CANDY, GO!" Elvira screeched, clutching Charlie's arm in her excitement. Bouncing up and down, she let go of Charlie to wave her arms in the air.
Charlie gripped the railing and watched.
The announcer's voice rat-tat-tatted on the loud speaker. "It's Eye Candy! Devil May Care! Eye Candy! Devil...Eye Candy...They're nearing the finish line...it's Eye Candy! Devil May Care coming on hard...Eye Candy! No! Devil May Care taking the lead! Devil May Care with Eye Candy right behind! Devil May Care! Devil May Care! Devil May Care across the finish line! It's Devil May Care the winner!"
Elvira and Charlie stood, stunned. Finally, turning to one another, Charlie murmured, "We lost."
"Yes, we did."
Charlie sighed, not a gentle sigh, the kind one can hide; but a giant display of unrest pushed through his lips in a colossal squawk that wished it was a roar.
"Charlie!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Elvira. It's just that I realized not only did we lose the race, but now you'll never marry me. Winning was the only chance I had."
"Who says so?"
Charlie blinked in surprise. "Well, actually, I guess I said so. I said if we won, I'd ask your hand in marriage."
"Charlie, if you ask my hand in marriage, we still win!"
"What?"
"Don't you see, Charlie! I wanted to marry you all along."
"But I didn't win us the jackpot!"
"Yes, you did. We're both winners because we have each other."
He fell to one knee and took her hand in his. "Elvira Dobbs, will you marry me?" he asked, holding his breath.
"Charlie Puckett, I certainly will."
And that was how Charlie Puckett became a millionaire, in more ways than one.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Suppressed
Suppressed
Music notes bounce from wall to ground
as hearts resound
tango heart beats
pounding stone streets
in syncopated misery
with needs to be
alone, undressed
their love confessed
steamy passion violin shrieks
hot ember streaks
in street dance heat
suppression beat.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Lucky Three Continues
Mrs. Elvira Dobbs emerged from St. Anthony's, strolling and waving her bejewelled hand like a queen greeting her subjects. Pausing in the doorway, she stepped in front of Father O'Reilly and shoved him to the back in order to meet parishioners as proper royalty should.
"Hello, Mrs. Brooster! How are you today!" she murmured, extending her hand, her diamonds glinting in the morning sun.
"I...I was just hoping to see Father O'Reilly." Mrs. Brooster snaked her face upwards to look for the beleagered pastor hovering behind the other lady.
"Oh, certainly! He's...back there!" Mrs. Dobbs dismissed the matter with another flurry of jewels. Her white silk jacket rustled with the movement while costly perfume aromas invaded the vestibule's air space.
"Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira...I wanted to express my condolences on your recent loss." The little voice came from the side, wired, tense.
"What? Oh! Mr. Puckett!"
"I'm sorry about Alfred, a tragedy, really."
"Yes, my dear Alfred. But he has left a lasting impression. I can appreciate him more in death than in life, I think. He was such a lazy sloth when alive, but now..." She flashed her diamonds. "In death, he is a noble provider...dear Alfred."
Charlie's eyes lit up watching the starlike jewels. "Yes. Has it occurred to you, Mrs. Dobbs, that Alfred would want you to remember his dear friends...his loyal friends...now that he has passed and can't look out for them?"
"Whatever are you talking about, Charlie?"
He smiled at her use of his first name. "Perhaps Alfred would want you to share some of his great abundance...with his old friends, as it were."
"Certainly not!"
"Perhaps a loan, a solitary loan of $100.00. I have a magical idea, Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira...to imitate Alfred's generous last act of placing a bet on Eye Candy who is running in the fifth tomorrow afternoon. History could repeat itself, and I would, of course, share with you as I am asking you now to share with me, Mrs. Dobbs...Elvira."
"Are you insane?"
"Mrs. Dobbs, would you call your current state of wealth insane? Just such "insanity" is what put those jewels on your fingers."
"Oh my Gawd! You're starting to make sense."
"Mrs. Dobbs, just $100. Just $100. It's a long shot. I...er, we could make a fortune...another fortune for you."
"Okay, Charlie Puckett. I'll give you the $100, but heaven help you if we don't win. I'll be looking forward to ruining you for making a fool of me."
"Oh, we shall win. And when we do, I shall ask your lovely hand in marriage. We will be such an unbeatable team, how could you resist?" He dropped to one knee and clutched her hand.
"Oh, Mr. Puckett," Elvira blushed. "I could resist. The question is, will I have to?"
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Mourning
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Mr. Dobbs
(Gentleman on the Left in Picture)
Mrs. Dobbs was waiting for him in the living room, her arms folded across her chest, standing tall and determined, a closed suitcase set beside her.
"Well, I see the Yankees lost," she told him first thing.
"Hmmmph."
"And I suppose you bet the rent money on them again, is that not right, Alfred?"
He shot her an exhausted glance. "Yes, I bet the rent money...and yes, I lost it."
"I told you. I told you! If you lost the rent money again I was leaving. Do you remember?"
"Yes."
She studied him. "You really don't care, do you? You don't care if we have no roof over our heads, food in the fridge. All you care about is the next round of bets."
He didn't answer.
"I must be crazy to have stayed here this long. What was I thinking? I sold my mother's jewelry once because we were broke. Do you remember that, Alfred? Do you?"
Silence.
"Well, that's it! I'm out of here!" Mrs. Dobbs picked up the suitcase and pushed past her husband, slamming the door in her wake. Mr. Dobbs stood quietly and made no effort to chase after his wife. When the car pulled away, he let loose with a yawn. He headed for the den and his favorite overstuffed recliner, a nap foremost on his mind. What a surprise to find a brown leather handbag perched on the seat, opened, inviting, forgotten by Mrs. Dobbs. He reached in and his fist emerged with a wad of money. Fanning it, the fat man chuckled. Next pulling a newspaper out of one pocket and his cell out of another, Mr. Dobbs hit speed dial.
"Hello? Swenson? Put me down for $100 on Eye Candy in the ninth. Yeah, I got a few bucks. My wife gave it to me."
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Wanda Shortstuff rubbed the back of one hand across her forehead, smearing flour in a broad, white streak. Outside, snowflakes tumbled to ground, mounding up in stacks, some of them over three feet high. Then wind blew and drifted the snow, scattering the white stuff helter skelter, painting the world in a rushing, white haze.
"Where's my rolling pin? What the he...Oops, better watch my language. Almost said the bad thing. Santa may be listening."
Ollie, her friend, sat nearby stringing popcorn for the big Tree. His elf ears perked up when he heard her statement. "Where did you learn to talk like that?" he squealed.
"Oh, ever since we got satellite TV here at the North Pole, little bits and pieces sneak through...like that word I almost said." Wanda sniffed in disdain and continued her search for the rolling pin. Opening drawers and cupboards, she stuck her nose in and looked in all those dark places. "How can I have the gingerbread men ready Christmas eve without my rolling pin?"
"It's a conundrum," Ollie murmured, stringing three more kernels on the popcorn garland.
Wanda stood, hands on hips, and stared at the elf. Her face flushed. "You never take me seriously! Never!"
"Huh? Where'd that come from?"
"You always ignore me when I need help. But when you need me, I'm there for you!"
Ollie chuckled. "Put a lid on it, Wanda!" He returned to his popcorn-stringing. "You take yourself too seriously."
"Take myself too seriously! Take myself too seriously! Without me, there'd be no Christmas cookies around here."
"Mmph."
"There you go again! I get so mad! I could just...I could just..." Wanda, face red and hands shaking, reached into her flour canister and a grabbed a handful. Poof! She threw it in Ollie's face!
"Yuck, spit! What'd you do that for?" Ollie spied his friend grinning, her eyes dancing with revenge. He made a grab for the butter dish. Wanda rushed him, but he pushed her away and buried his fist in the grease, lifting a handful. He squashed it in Wanda's face.
She stared back, her eyes registering disbelief. The girl's face, sculpted in yellow butter was covered with too much gunk to reveal any other lines, until she made a dash for the pie case. Shards of butter flew off and through the air, sent airborne by her speed. It plopped to the floor creating a treacherous grease slick. At the pie case, she lifted a lemon meringue and ran with it in Ollie's direction.
"Bomb's away!" she yelled, throwing the pie at him. As the concoction left her hand, she slid on the butter slick and slammed to the floor.
Ollie never saw the lemon meringue pie coming. He'd been wiping flour off his face, and when he dropped the towel, the pie zoomed in a like a guided missile. ZWAT!
"Whaaat!" The poor man fell into a heap. glazed in lemon custard and meringue.
"HO! HO! HO!" A booming voice filled the room, along with the jingle of tiny bells. There was no mistaking who was coming. "HO! HO!..." Santa Claus stopped short when he saw the two sprawled on the floor, covered with baking ingredients. He touched a chubby finger to his nose in thought before asking, "What's going on here?"
Ollie and Wanda exchanged glances. This could demote them to cleaning the reindeer stalls. Ollie answered first. "We had an accident with the cookie dough. Um...you see, we lost the rolling pin, and we had all this dough, and Wanda and I were looking for the rolling pin and we knocked over a few canisters and butter tubs...we were frantic to find the rolling pin. The Christmas cookies need made and all."
Santa waved his hand. "More than I wanted to know. But about the rolling pin...I had it. In fact, I've come to return it today."
Wanda's face was etched in confusion. "Santa, you had it?"
"Yes, my dear. Ever since we got satellite TV, I've been watching the food network." He chuckled. "Thought I'd try a few pie recipes."
"Oooooooh."
Santa continued. "By the way, I made a lemon meringue pie. Would you like some?"
When the two didn't answer, he chuckled again. "I didn't think so. Well, here's the rolling pin. Merry Christmas! And remember, be kind to one another." With a wink and a smile, he was gone.
Wanda and Ollie never fought again, at least not with food.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The Light Illusive
Illusive, it trickles through cracks in my gritted teeth,
warming, illuminating
parts of my being I meant to keep mine.
I reach to grab it, contain it, send it away
and it jiggles like jello.
Laughs.
It's here to stay.
Annoying, it talks.
Nags.
Tells me to be better,
to sing,
fly,
soar.
It's the voice of motivation, I suppose.
But it doesn't have my tones,
my diction.
It's someone else's voice.
Yours.
It won't go away,
even after you're gone.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Saturday, November 01, 2008
And Farmer John Smiled

Thursday, October 30, 2008
WordCatalyst--November Issue
Jasper Rollins' body lay still, an itinerant gnat flying around his bushy beard and a single bead of sweat dripping down his brow. The cobblestone alley was bumpy, uncomfortable to lie on. But he didn't notice in his inebriated slumber. An earlier rollover had already sent a nearby trash can crashing over on its side, spilling its contents.
Fritz, his pet German Shepherd, finished off those leftovers long ago. Well, "pet" is perhaps a strong term. The dog wasn't Jasper's pet so much as a traveling companion -- two souls who met up in the night, a rainy night, each taking shelter in the same box car. Snuggling together for warmth in the drenching cold air, they didn't so much as introduce themselves to assume instinctual, comfortable common ground dictated by necessity. No introductions necessary. Read more...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Morning Glory

Monday, October 27, 2008
Toby the Grouchy Pumpkin
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Even Angels Have Bad Days
Sunday, October 19, 2008
WordCatalyst Prompt Response--Character Exercise

Friday, October 17, 2008
Workshop Prompt and an Announcement
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Autumn Cinquains
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Bar Maid

She worked at the Follies Bar and everybody knew her.
The men lusted for the lady. While lined up at the bar, they spied her rounded bottom as she bent over to pick up a dollar flung to the floor by an enterprising fellow. They also enjoyed her bouncing bosom, where she always wore a tiny bouquet pinned to her dress in the middle of the bodice, advertising her ample cleavage. When she hurried to clear glasses from the bar, the flowers and more jiggled with each movement.
The women hated her, and none was more critical than Mrs. Anna May Hopkins who ranted every Tuesday night at the sewing circle. Her husband, Edward, spent most evenings at the Follies, so that didn't help.
"Such a slut! Wearing those plunging necklines, and bending at the waist--in front of a mirror yet! All the men have to do is watch her bottom bouncing around in the glass. And it doesn't even look like they're staring directly at her. How convenient! I think she put that mirror there on purpose. That lady is no strangers to mirrors, I might add...especially in the boudoir, I'll bet. Humph!"
"Anna May, don't be so hard on her. She only works that job because she has a little boy to provide for." Elisabeth Townsend stepped back as soon as she uttered the words. The hateful glare coming from Anna May Hopkins frightened her.
"It's no wonder she has a child to provide for. I'm surprised she doesn't have a dozen bastard children...two dozen!" Anna's face flushed a vibrant red.
"Calm down, honey! I don't know why you're getting so excited. What is she to you anyway?" Lily Pratt handed Anna May a fresh spool of red thread.
"She's nothing to me!" Anna May forced out the words, more a hiss than a sentence.
She's only had a son by Edward. That's all!
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Another Day

Saturday, October 04, 2008
Two Cinquains
Friday, October 03, 2008
New Prompt over at Word Catalyst
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Last Breath

Sunday, September 28, 2008
Inclement Storm

Friday, September 26, 2008
From 20,000 Feet
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Happy Birthday, Bob Church!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Traversing

Sunday, September 14, 2008
Alone Again

Six Unremarkable Things About Moi! I've been tagged!
2. I haven't listened to popular music hardly at all since the late 60's. I love classical music even though I don't know much about it.
3. I love everything from the 19th Century. I absolutely swoon at antiques of any kind. I'm convinced I lived then and then somehow in a weird cosmic burp I got dumped here.
4. And yet, I embrace modern technology. I love computers. I've used mac, windows, and ubuntu. I have no fear.
5. I love nature like it's religion, but I'm not a tree hugger, but rather an artist of a sort, writing about it and photographing it, never politicizing it.
6. I absolutely hate having company around the house. Please don't visit me. I'd rather meet friends at restaurants.
Many thanks to Jo (the other one) for tagging me. I in turn tag Bob, Harry, Shirley, Scot, and Terry--You guys know who you are!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Lady Illusive

Monday, September 08, 2008
Poppies

Saturday, September 06, 2008
Cheap Thrills

Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Clandestine Love

Boats Leaving the Harbor - painting by Claude Monet
Clandestine Love
What if we meet on sparkling waters
just before end of day
in sailboats side by side
gliding never touching
in a clandestine ballet
our secret safe
with only white-tipped splashes
against wood-planked sides
to telegraph our love
in exciting ripples
only we can see.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Sunday, August 31, 2008
September Issue Word Catalyst
She pursed tiny skittish lips, painted scarlet to join rebellious forces with her luxurious auburn hair. White gloves cloaked the lady's long curved fingers--one could imagine screeching red nails under the cloth; and she wore a green satin dress, shining, shimmering, wrapping the girl in sumptuous folds that insisted, nonetheless, on clinging to her curves. With one shoulder laid bare in defiance, a wide-brimmed hat bellowed her uniqueness to the world. In quiet contrast, it shadowed half her face. But when one eye peeked out, it shot tragic bullets. Read more.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
In the Sphere

Hands with Sphere by M.C. Escher Just as I remembered, his eyes glared straightforward as if recognizing me through the vapors. Those orbs pulsated with insane gestures, fire, wind, a host of biblical plagues. But I left him behind years ago. Nonetheless, in the glass sphere he blared larger than life. The shoddy, wrinkled brown suit remained the same; the same old ugly beard brushed against his chest and his brow still made furrows across his forehead with each fevered breath.
He sat in the usual place, surrounded by dusty old books, the ones he said gave him superiority over other humans who were not so well read. I could spy the day's soft light powdering through a faraway window. No doubt it would soon feel out of place in the esoteric cauldron he called home. What purpose did light and life serve in those dingy surroundings. Surely the sun would gather up its ballerina rays and make a hasty retreat soon.
"Ach, the ball, it is too heavy," Helena the psychic said, snatching it from my view to lay the globe on a cloth-draped table nearby. She rubbed her wrist and stared at me with childish eyes. "Did you see what you wanted to see?" she asked.
"I don't know," I said. "I saw insanity-personified. I saw... ." I paused. No, I could not tell her. I could not tell her I saw myself. I was supposed to be cured now. That old man was supposed to be gone. But he lurks, waiting. I know that now.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
That Package
That package
arrived wrapped with brown paper
soiled with abstractions
in screaming shapes and forms,
an abomination of masking tape
criss-crossed in confusion.
The whole thing
left me breathless
because I knew you wrapped it
cursing my name.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Sunday, August 24, 2008
The Loner

People in the Sun by Edward Hopper
The Loner
I went to sunny climes
and ignored the light.
In my worn satchel I carried a book,
an old tome
I had since high school,
its leather cover scarred and tested
like me.
I'd never read it
merely carried it as I traveled through life,
and it got knocked and bumped along with me.
We sat on rickety wood chairs
and faced the sun
white-skinned and lacking flavor.
Our chairs were lined up
likes pews in church.
Hopeful faces pointed upward
to the preacher man sun
hoping he would fill souls
by coloring faces,
making them beautiful people,
tanned, vivacious,
people of verve and grace and wonder.
I stuck my head
in the book instead
since I'd brought it
hoping rather to find enlightenment
among chapters and verses
describing other people's lives
as if it would rub off on mine.
I thought it could.
I read
and found the book merely reiterated
where we'd already been together,
this book and I,
same lessons, same life, different colors.
My face burned anyway but unlike the others
I saw no value to it
and it hurt.
That was when I decided
to stay home next time
and read my book in the shade
alone.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Friday, August 22, 2008
Dreams Gone Black

Fanned Out by Charles Dana Gibson
Dreams Gone Black
Thunder faces, hearts in despair
it's over, no more games to play.
So lost, so sad, pure angst laid bare
Earth spins out an unnoticed day
as we sit, motionless display.
Fanned out, our field of dreams gone black.
Waiting for another game day
Sitting here until it comes back.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Rhyme Scheme ababbcbc
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Two Strikes
Two Strikes by Charles Dana GibsonSummer heat, good old boys, two strikes in the ninth
peanut vapors, gritty vibes, cacophonous uproar
beery stenches tickle fate, sweat forms on the brow
Cross your heart, clench your fists, come on bring it home!
beery stenches tickle fate, sweat forms on the brow
peanut vapors, gritty vibes, cacophonous uproar
Summer heat, good old boys, two strikes in the ninth
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Empty

The Music Room by Vilhelm Hammershoi
Empty
Empty of dulcet chords of love
fast drawn curtains deny day's light.
Clouds roam kissing edges above.
You've gone and thus defines my plight.
Music transformed to filmy night,
a sad crystallized existence.
My whimsical heart closed up tight
awaiting with love's persistence.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Rhyme Scheme ababbcbc
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Kicking Up
Image credit: Rick Mobbs - my four sisters Kicking Up
Storms gather
with tides nipping shore
but sisters know how to swim
dancing in rushing waves together
kicking up inspiration
that way sisters do
holding hands.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Trapped

In the Black Circle by Wassily Kandinsky
Trapped
Trapped in your circle
smoked by nihilistic doom
abstract emptiness
loaded with discordant sounds
of obtuse hunger
while fragmented splotches roam
gruesome moving forms
plotting to seize my being
smothering ego
total assimilation
ignominious defeat.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski
Monday, August 04, 2008
Blinded
The Night Window by Edward HopperBlinded
I lie sprawled on concrete
like an alley cat
looking to the stars
my body iced
by frozen concentration
and Jack Daniels
eyes zigzagging the skies
like jet rockets
looking for recognition.
But my supine image
is cast in darkness by your glare
of normalcy
blasting from an electric high tech tower
hovering above me.
I'm nullified by your bombardment
and Technicolor grand-standing.
While in the meantime
I'm amazed by your oblivion.
Are you're blinded by your own bright lights?
I wish you'd keep them to yourself
so I can enjoy the stars.
Copyright 2008 JO Janoski




