IN THE NEWS...

India, Car Trunks, Colons, and Control Freaks

Hello! How can this be?

Hotline for Hurricane Rita Rang in India?

I'm certain I, for one, would not be okay! And why do that?

Woman Okay After Being Put in Trunk of Car

I'm also certain I'd never steal one of these!

BTW, how do you pronounce "colonoscope"?

Stolen Colonoscopes from Armstrong County Hospital

I don't think so, unless you can show me the money!

EU Wants Shared Control of the Internet